You know, right now me and my mom are driving through the city centre, and we are a little bit shocked because we have never ever seen this kind of Moscow yet. You can without doubt say that pre-New Year’s Moscow is the most beautiful city in comparison to anywhere in the world!
No, seriously, we…really, not only are we shocked, because still we expected it and we were told that everything will be decorated, but we would never imagine it to be done to such a great extent. Really, it’s very very cool, insanely beautiful and there is finally New Year’s mood!
when they jonas brothers were like “i came from the year 3000..not much has changed but they live underwater..” that was a politically charged remark about climate change and we all ignored it
Airports are fucking weird. Like I’m dressed like it’s ‘95 drinking wine and there’s a dude in a three pieced suit next to me, someone in pajamas, someone who looks like they’re going to the gym after this, and like a million button up shirts.
Update. I’m hammered.
Second update: I’m sober now but very fucking tired and in a different airport.
Additionally: I have no idea where the fuck I am
Important information: I’m fairly sure Douglas Adams was just fucking paged??? What the hell???
Have you checked if you’re alive?
Buddy I haven’t cared about blood pumping through my veins since 1920. You just gotta move on and do your own thing.
So you’re saying there’s a chance you’re tumblring your ‘airport’ adventures from the afterlife?
im saying it doesnt matter because i have access to the internet